Misty Friday

Most people have enough knowledge to understand that you don’t separate dogs that are mating unless you want to kill them in one of the most brutal ways imaginable. A dog’s penis, when erect, looks like a little Hindenberg with a swollen middle. This middle is what lodges in the female dog’s vaginal canal and causes them to stick together while copulating.

The USA has been China’s bitch since the 1990s. When I was a child in the 1980s, clothing was still expensive because the textile industry had not yet been entirely offshored. Made in Japan labels were reliably as common as Made in China ones. By the time Bill Clinton signed NAFTA into law in 1993, the evisceration of the American working class was well under way thanks to Clinton’s predecessor, George W. Bush. Republicans and Democrats alike gutted the American middle class with relish, throwing every decently paying job that wasn’t in technology or sales to a river full of piranhas. As I.P. Freely would attest, the river in question was yellow with the unchecked industrial waste of a corporate chain of I-don’t-give-a-damns stretching ten thousand miles across the Pacific.

Since Trump dropped his transparently Art of the Deal-crafted tariff anvil, a Red Army of sniveling victim-blamers has surged on social media to point fingers at Americans crying “Weak! Weak!” The most strident voice in this cacophony is none other than Xi himself, who has in his characteristically snide, backhanded way accused Trump of “unilateral bullying”. Whatever. The Chinese government and its various arms constantly engage in propaganda as shadow projection. Meanwhile, while Xi fiddles, the Chinese middle class — yeah, the same one that was built off the lost livelihoods of small town Americans from 1988 to 2025 — is cratering like a souffle in a drafty oven. Most people do not realize that China’s economic miracle only happened because China sold its own people to become capitalist chattel. Since normal Chinese people are conservative by nature, the Chinese government exploited their tendencies to work hard and obey. Where Americans spend in the present, Chinese tend to save for the future, and the Chinese government took full advantage of this by putting its poor to work in dingy sweatshops all this time while tricking the better off into investing in real estate ponzi schemes. Despite rampant censorship of the sort no one in the West can truly understand, Chinese ghost cities have made Western news because they are too damn big and spooky to ignore. For the uninitiated, a Chinese ghost city is a giant metropolis built on the money of large and small investors. Average Chinese middle class families, though being unwilling to spend on consumer goods as Americans do, were somehow willing to throw money at real estate that had yet to be built. The money that flowed into these places fueled several economies: Chinese-owned Australian steel companies, Chinese lumber operations that denuded various parts of Indonesia and the Philippines to bare dusty earth, Chinese mining operations that sucked metals out of the ground wherever there were officials who looked the other way as little brown skinned kids were dropped into mining pits to comb toxic substances out of the earth.

When Xi’s sympathizers accuse Americans of being fat, consumerist, and greedy and therefore complicit in all of our own troubles, I think the worst part of it for them was the retort “And? So what?” We Americans know we are addicted to cheap Chinese goods. I am writing this essay on an Apple computer that was made in China. Yes, it was made twenty years ago but the iPhone is far more recent. I am drinking dandelion tea from a Chinese-made mug. My IKEA desk was likely made in China. I am wearing shoes that were made in China. My eyeglasses were made in China. I could go on.

China is asshoe

The US exports 144 billion dollars worth of goods to China every year. China exports 439 billion dollars worth of goods to the US. China is the male dog, pumping away. China is the pimp and America is the hoe, wantonly servicing her master. Nobody expected Trump to come in and sever the relationship via a surprise vagina dentata feature. I sincerely thought Kamala would win — she is owned by Blackrock, which of course shares plenty of America-destroying interests with China. Isn’t it interesting that Disney, which is another arm of Blackrock, has consistently pandered to the Chinese government, conveniently papering over its DEI agenda if it didn’t suit Chinese audiences? But I digress.

The Chinese elite are a bunch of serpents with long memories and it has made them and their country retarded. For thirty years, China has been building its war machine in gleeful anticipation of World War III, where its elite jones for an apocalyptic face off to prove they were always the bigger dick dog in this fight against the West that became pronounced during the Opium Wars. Yes, the Chinese elite are still sore about the freaking Opium Wars, as if unleashing fentanyl dumps on flyover towns isn’t enough revenge for drugs sold to someone’s great grandfather in an opium den two hundred years ago. There are certain cultures that end up revolving around revenge and modern day Chinese culture is one of them. Unlike the China of the past, this current empire may end up shorting itself out due to ambition and bloodlust. The desperation of the Chinese elite has a Classic Mayan vibe to it.

We saw the horror of the Chinese psyche in crystal clarity during the Covid debacle. The unfortunate citizens of China’s most famous city, Shanghai, were welded into their apartments, their children kidnapped and their pets suffocated in large, plastic bags on the street as they were forced to haplessly watch from high apartment windows. Though many of my fellow Americans would have cucked if such a scenario came to the USA, I was ready to throw down and there were plenty more like me who would have done the same. People like me who were ready to die rather than take the quaxx may have been the minority, but we were also an armed minority thanks to the Second Amendment. When Americans say the Chinese hate our freedom, this is what we are talking about. When you have been sold a bunch of lies and you have sacrificed your life for whatever the government told you to cuck for, the nation that housed people who were still strong enough to choose death before dishonor drives your little cuck brain into self-immolation territory. Just as Americans made themselves into consumerist slaves sucking on the teat of cheaply made goods, the Chinese made themselves into servants producing those goods.

The latest thing on TikTok is where Chinese factory owners reveal what I knew the entire time, which is that brand name handbags, clothing, furniture, etc. are not worth their inflated price tags. All of those fancy $400 Nike shoes and $38,000 Birkin bags are Chinese crap. It was all a trick. That supposed couture-inspired dress with a Made in Italy tag was actually made in China and finished in Italy so an Italian label could be slapped on it along with a 500% markup. The factory owners have given us all the skinny in a last bid attempt to get us to shop direct. I saw a Chinese person literally asking Americans to travel to China to buy a bunch of cheap goods from her plant and have them shipped back. I laughed. Yet there are Americans stupid enough to still be buying "Chanel” and “Balenciaga” who will probably be taking her up on her offer. I have never owned a designer handbag. I am very proud of this fact. The moral of the story is that Chinese manufacturers were sleazy slimebags, the lot of them, who hoodwinked gullible people into thinking brand name was different and better. None of this crap was ever worth the poisoned rivers or the mountains of discarded junk. Supposedly shipping containers are stacked a mile high in every Chinese port. China is in trouble.

The stock market

Stock markets everywhere seem like fake collections of metrics that are supposed to get us to panic on command. I don’t believe the stock market reflects reality. It is a manipulation arm for the government. The Chinese stock market is down. Maybe theirs is based in reality. The yuan is not doing well. Videos on social media show working Chinese crying and begging for mercy. I don’t want normal Chinese people to suffer, yet I can do nothing about their suffering. This is, of course, something they need to take up with their government. For years, I have tried to minimize the amount of new Chinese goods I buy by shopping thrift. I saw the writing on the wall years ago. The relationship with China has been sour a long time; now it lies broken and bleeding in the gutter.

From what I can tell, China will be handily replaced and cheap goods will flow to America from everywhere else, such as Vietnam, India, and Mexico. I don’t necessarily see it as a good thing. We Americans need to start making our own goods again and wrest power away from the service economy. Restoring the manufacturing economy from its current dead state will be nearly impossible, and even if America became the manufacturing center of the world again, it is not the best outcome. The best outcome is for the US and China both to become more self-reliant and not up in each other’s business. To quote a common liberal idiot bumper sticker, it is time to learn to coexist.